Sighting In Your New Rifle

Sighting In Your New Expensive Deer Rifle

1. Shiny new, high-powered deer rifle...............$ 1,200.00

2. Quality, high-powered scope........................$ 550.00

3. Bore sighting device......................................$ 140.00

4. Hospital Visit......................$ 4,893.00

5. Forgetting to remove the bore sighting device prior to actually shooting the damned thing?



Priceless

Deer 1
Hunter 0

GAME OVER

"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid."
-John Wayne

Fargo (movie review)

OK, I'm sure most everyone else has already seen this movie, but I hadn't. I was somewhat dissappointed, for some reason I thought Billy Bob Thornton was in it.... Maybe he was in another movie that came out around the same time.

I won't go into detail about what happens, you probably already know it. It seemed more like real life than what you'd see in most movies. You could tell Marge had a little more sense than some of her co-workers. LOL At the end I was wondering, "what about the money......"

After getting over the fact that Billy Bob wasn't going to show up, I liked it.

What Kind of Boots Are You?

You Are Cowboy Boots

You are incredibly down to earth and happy with yourself. You don't pretend to be someone else. You also tend to be very practical. You don't really have a lot of room for fluff in your life. You are a very honest and direct person. You will give anyone a straight answer, even if it's a bit uncomfortable. While you're quite sensible, you always like a little bit of flash in your life. You don't overdo it, but you do like turning heads.

What Kind of Boots Are You?

Your Sloth Quotient: 65%

You're a pretty lazy person, and you relish in your own sloth. While being lazy does feel good, you're missing out on the really good parts of life that take a little work.

How Much Sloth Do You Have?

Joke for 3/19/09

An old man is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......


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Excellent Coffee

I don't drink coffee, and I haven't tried this one yet. But I've ordered some samples, I plan to give them to friends that do drink coffee. My dad told me about it. He said there is not a bitter aftertaste like you get with other coffee and it makes almost twice as many cups as with other brands.


It's called Boresha.

There are several different flavors - African Decaf, Ethiopian Sidamo, Uganda Bugisu, Tanzanian Kilimanjaro, and BSkinny (a fat burning coffee). They also have BSweet, an all natural, low glycemic sweetener.


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First post

This is my first post. I've blogged a little before at yahoo 360, but I'm hoping this will be more productive. I want to use this one for more than just ranting. Maybe some book and movie reviews, news articles I find interesting, puzzles, and jokes.